Apologies for the delayed Wednesday Weigh-in. I didn’t have the opportunity to get to the gym on Wednesday.
There’s the Atkins Diet and the Southbeach Diet, WeightWatchers and NutriSystem. But after this week, I would like to propose the Cake Diet. As I noted earlier this week, with all the cake I have consumed this week, I would have been happy just to break even. But after working hard in the gym, I couldn’t believe what my eyes saw.
I put the scale on 208 – my weight from last week – and would have been perfectly content just to see the scale remain balanced. I was shocked to see that 208 was too heavy. It was way too heavy. The scale didn’t even move to the center. I nudged the balance bit by bit until the scale settled right at 206 pounds.
With that, I present the Cake Diet: eat relatively well, eat a little cake, work your ass off, lose weight. Seems perfectly reasonable.
Starting Weight: 212
Week 1 Weight: 208
Week 2 Weight: 208
Week 3 Weight: 206
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